Reenactment of the Birth of Justin Bieber, sans toilet.
“OWEN DOESN’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. HE’S FAT AND HE’S STUPID.”
holy shit! what a dream i was having! louis armstrong was trying to kill me!
“You kids get off my lawn!”
“I just hugged Courtney Love! I need a safety shower and an emergency eyewash STAT!!!”
“You kids with your Bieber music and the gold chains. Why, back in my day, we didn’t have Youtube and the interwebs. All we had was HEROIN! And we liked it!”
“You weren’t there, man! YOU WEREN’T THERE!”
Dave Grohl or Dave Growl? Jeez, dude. Take a fucking Valium.
The rock and roll hall of fame musty have a really good buffet
[2 seconds earlier]
“And now, Dave I was wondering if you could say a few things about Kurt…”
So glad Nirvana has officially taken their rightful place among the rock gods. Now to get Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains in there too.
‘…so when they handed it over, I said WHADDYA MEAN, NO RETURNS!? I’M ONLY GOING TO USE THIS SHOTGUN ONCE!’
“I SAID MORE MASHED POTATOES!”
Aaron from Ghost Adventures is unimpressed.
“They took our jobs!”
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