Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones III leaving Eden nightclub in Los Angeles. (March 30, 2011)
“Commencing fart in.. 3… 2… 1…!!!!”
Sam: “If they’re not in the car maybe I left my keys in here…”
“wow ,so soft! i must know where you get your fabric softener”
That’s too funny! What’s he doing? Poppin a butt zit?
“C’mon, I knows you got a big booty hidin’ in there….Kim said all you girls do, but some jus’ tuck it in better.”
“baby these shorts are too long, let me roll them up for you”
All these crazy bastards in the world and not a ONE of them can car bomb these idiots?
hes rolling barbie’s shorts UP. not far enough up the ass already. right.
“I know she a brown eye somewhere around here…”
Dear Superficial Photo Guy,
Thank you for taking my comment from a couple days ago to heart. After Kendra’s drinking problem, Brett Favre’s twin sister, and that furry animal that lives on Robin William’s chin, I cannot thank you enough for putting these at the end as a reward for our hard work.
PS – But tits or GTFO
“Now I remember where I stashed that Oxy!”
Class act, all the way.
He must be gay, not even a twitch in his pants!
Some assembly required.
5 pictures later and she still hasn’t figured out how to get in the car.
she cant. porn star barbies dont bend at the knees.
Sorry baby, thought I saw another crawler.
The fact that they’re doing this for an offscreen audience of bottom-feeding photographers makes it ironic somehow.
Quick, grab my shorts and pull up the edge, just in case the paps haven’t taken enough pictures of me bending over sticking out my ass yet.
‘Nope, not paint.”
“Baby all those flashes can give you mad tan lines.”
Where you wallet at bitch.
If he’s trying to cover her arse, he’s about four hundred photos too late.
“Does Daddy have to demonstrate how to wipe properly again honey?”
The rumors are true. It does smell like strawberries.
Take the last three letters of her first name. Reverse them. Now you understand.
is that heidi montag?
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