Angelina Jolie at The Daily Beast's Women in the World Summit 2012 in New York City. (March 8, 2012)
“mind the stepchildren” You know?
My prayers have been answered… it’s The Angelina Jolie Inflatable Sex-Skeleton.
open mouth insert….leg
Do you realize what sacrifices I’ve made? I’ve seen countries so poor that they best they could do was a 3-Star hotel! A THREE STAR HOTEL! Can you *believe* that?!?!?
Im sure she has done a shit load more than you have or ever will for the world…She has seen 3rd world countries, not 3 star hotels.
+1, atheist philanthropists FTW.
“I think it’s unfair he’s getting so much recognition. I was abducting children before it was cool”
Women in the World Summit 2012. If the internet has taught me anything it’s that when women get together they like to take their clothes off and pour milk over each other. Not trying to be funny but I don’t see where they’re going with it.
They are simply fighting intolerance, in this case to lactose.
try visiting some other internets, maybe that will help
“If you insert your scrotum into my mouth my forehead will imitate it.”
“Oh darn, I think you just missed Kim Kardashian!”
“You put your right leg in,
You put your right leg out,
You go to the Oscars
And you do a phony pout”
I wonder if she even notices Death sticking his bony hand in to cop a feel.
“I was talking children from Africa before it was cool”” STOP JOLY
“Now check this out, this is what you do-OOO if you want to outdo the bich whose husband you’re stealing”
Another hapless victim loses its’ soul.
I want to marry him so I can stop sucking his dick.
“Brad wanted me to get them augmented out to here. Can you imagine my boney body with funbags that big?”
Hasn’t been for a long, long time; specifically since right after Mojave Moon.
She has the same smug, unsympathetic, “can-you-beliEVE-how-big-a-DEAL-I-am” expression as Sasha Grey, and about the same set of “talents”.
“Ok guys, so Angelina is going to want you guys to take a few shots of her making it look like she has something interesting to say and is passionate about whatever this summit-thing this is for. So be ready and 3..2..1..”
“You wouldn’t BELIEVE the hernias these savages walk around with…they’re THIS BIG..”
she has the crazy eye
Oh, look, she’s being important again.
“Can you believe they have summits in New York City? I didn’t even know it had mountains!”
“You will give me your soul”
“So, do you think this would be a big enough target for the money-shot?”
“So I said to her, ‘Excuse me? Oh no young lady, you get no boiled egg for breakfast. It’s half a carrot stick and mommy’s love to wash it down. You don’t want to get fat like the girls on TV do you?’ I love my kids but I don’t want fat kids, know what I mean?”
Exhibit 109B in what happens when a black microphone gets shoved in a woman’s face.
She became a laughing stock after the academy awards. Pics like this are gravy.
Oh Really? Ukraine has children on sale “two for one”?
Not pictured: Kim Kardashian about to fight her for that black microphone
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