1. Hugh Jass

    Welcome to the jungle

  2. downdowndown

    Interior design fail. Carpet/drapes mismatch.

  3. I said, LOOK AT MY TWAT!

  4. Mothra

    Crowd: Put some clothes on grandma!
    Shannon: This is the only talent I have!

  5. Still would… for Nostalgia’s sake…

  6. Shannon,

    Thanks for helping me get through puberty. However, I’m 38 now. One of us should stop acting like it’s 20 years ago. You still look great though, so maybe it should be me, since my right hand is mostly a claw now.


  7. ChickenHawk

    Looks like Gene Simmons can get his twig AND his berries in that mouth, outstanding!

  8. Johnny P!

    Well, in all fairness, it IS called a “runway”…

  9. These are the options Gene gets on his birthday.

  10. Deacon Jones

    God….if only I had a dollar for everytime I jerked off to one of her softcore movies on HBO when I was a teenager sitting in my parents’ living room

  11. tlmck

    “Look what Jennifer Love Hewitt did to me!”

  12. Please tell me the black and white pattern is underwear and not a Kiss-makeup themed version of vajazzling.

  13. Buddy the Elf

    I see London, I see France.

  14. MrsWrong

    Looks like someone released the Kraken

  15. Mrs. Salt

    Look lady gaga! I’ve got girl parts!

  16. lawn

    Come on, admit it, she’s still got it goin’ on.

  17. The Brown Streak

    Shannon Tweed stars in the one woman show “Hilary Duff: It Won’t Come Out”

  18. Warren Piece


  19. CranAppleSnapple

    Good lord, I didn’t even recognise her. I used to love her incredibly lame soft porn cop drama movies! They were hilarious and terrible.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      There was this one where she had a really long shower and every man that visited her to chat about work ended up getting in there with her and banging her.
      I’m like, well at least there’s water running, but man, what she really wants is a Silkwood shower.

  20. This is the other end of the screaming match that she and Goldie Hawn are having.

  21. Galvin

    Electrifying the floor makes the models move faster on the cat walk but sometimes they poop.

  22. Pebblz

    ‘I can’t help it! I need to let the devil out somehow!’

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