Shannon Tweed on the runway during The 5th Annual Heart Truth Fashion Show in Toronto. (March 8, 2012)
Welcome to the jungle
very little fun, very dangerous games.
Interior design fail. Carpet/drapes mismatch.
I said, LOOK AT MY TWAT!
Crowd: Put some clothes on grandma!
Shannon: This is the only talent I have!
Still would… for Nostalgia’s sake…
Thanks for helping me get through puberty. However, I’m 38 now. One of us should stop acting like it’s 20 years ago. You still look great though, so maybe it should be me, since my right hand is mostly a claw now.
Looks like Gene Simmons can get his twig AND his berries in that mouth, outstanding!
But not his tongue.
Well, in all fairness, it IS called a “runway”…
These are the options Gene gets on his birthday.
God….if only I had a dollar for everytime I jerked off to one of her softcore movies on HBO when I was a teenager sitting in my parents’ living room
Same here. I love your mom’s taste in drapery, by the way.
That was YOU???
“Look what Jennifer Love Hewitt did to me!”
Please tell me the black and white pattern is underwear and not a Kiss-makeup themed version of vajazzling.
It’s the DIY-at-home-on-a-budget vajazzling:
White LePage’s glue and peppercorns.
I see London, I see France.
Looks like someone released the Kraken
Look lady gaga! I’ve got girl parts!
Come on, admit it, she’s still got it goin’ on.
Shannon Tweed stars in the one woman show “Hilary Duff: It Won’t Come Out”
“OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL? CAN ANYONE SMELL THAT? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SMELLS THAT?”
Good lord, I didn’t even recognise her. I used to love her incredibly lame soft porn cop drama movies! They were hilarious and terrible.
There was this one where she had a really long shower and every man that visited her to chat about work ended up getting in there with her and banging her.
I’m like, well at least there’s water running, but man, what she really wants is a Silkwood shower.
That scene was in every fucking one of her crappy movies.
I watched them all with the sound turned down; lotion and a box of tissue next to me…
This is the other end of the screaming match that she and Goldie Hawn are having.
Electrifying the floor makes the models move faster on the cat walk but sometimes they poop.
‘I can’t help it! I need to let the devil out somehow!’
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