Ali Lohan in Beverly Hills. (March 8, 2012)
Joey Ramone if he was a girl that grew up in LA and had a bottle of Absolute for a mom.
20, 20, 20-four hours ago… I used to be a lady.
Stems.. in the bushes I mean
done in one.
“Hey Pete! Pete Wentz!”
In every picture of a tree near a bush there is always Luke Walton holding multiple cups of coffee and saying it all with his 4 inch S&M heels.
Somebody get that fatty a gastric bypass STAT!
Michael Cera is in the stupidest movies.
Wonder if she went with the low-cal latte.
Justin Long looks like shit!
Why is Prince Valiant wearing a bra?
10 time Star Search winner, Geechy Guy!
She is to women what Bieber is to men…
Because she has almost a billion dollars and is wanted by the other sex…. what a terrible comparison.
Who the fuck has almost a billion dollars? She has about $5 dollars to her name and Bieber certainly does not even have a tenth of a billion dollars. You must be one of his retarded 15 year old fans.
I’m surprised she can actually carry that week’s worth of groceries.
Why so many pics of Zachary Quinto?
At least clean the cum off the pants after the director blows all over you during your audition.
I’ve heard of skinny jeans, but I didn’t know they also came in emaciated.
That’s a size -2
Barista: Can I get your name please?
Ali: No, Ali.
Ali: No, Ali!
Barista: *pours steamed soy milk into eyes*
I think she looks fucking great. The face doesn’t look like her at all but then that’s an improvement over the “angry face” she’s always wearing. You know the one I mean with the furrowed brow.
Actually, looking a little closer, her face looks like Davy Jones in his prime. Check that out. Davy Jones.
WHAT . . . THE HELL . . . IS THAT?!?!?!????????????
Initially thought *it* was a dude walking on stilts. *It* still looks better than her sister.
No one can save her; she is a Lohan and she is lost.
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