superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Raise your hand if you have no chance of banging Eiza Gonzalez.

  2. Can somebody help me? Iv’e got my beans above the frank.

  3. “Bob Dole!”

  4. That Jedi mind trick only works on the weak–minded, Luke.

  5. CrashHell

    This is the smartest mutha fuka ALIVE, and he’s gonna fix EVERYTHING…in one week.

  6. crb

    “Bertney please! I repeat, I HAVE NOT STOLEN YOUR KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKINZ AND FURNCH FRAHS!”

  7. gumbypokey

    “Because electrolytes!”

  8. Helena Handbasket

    He can tickle your taint and prostate at the same time. Give the guy an Oscar!

  9. He just needs a beard and he can have a new job.

    “But wait, there’s more”

    Billy Mays II

  10. Lou Braccant

    “uh hey guys, can you go back to the previous picture for a second, there’s uh something I need to uh finish….thanks”

Leave A Comment