Raise your hand if you have no chance of banging Eiza Gonzalez.
Can somebody help me? Iv’e got my beans above the frank.
That Jedi mind trick only works on the weak–minded, Luke.
This is the smartest mutha fuka ALIVE, and he’s gonna fix EVERYTHING…in one week.
“Bertney please! I repeat, I HAVE NOT STOLEN YOUR KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKINZ AND FURNCH FRAHS!”
He can tickle your taint and prostate at the same time. Give the guy an Oscar!
He just needs a beard and he can have a new job.
“But wait, there’s more”
Billy Mays II
“uh hey guys, can you go back to the previous picture for a second, there’s uh something I need to uh finish….thanks”
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Luke Wilson at the Texas Film Awards in Austin, TX. (March 6, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN