Sarah Jessica Parker presenting The SJP Collection in Salon Shoes at Nordstrom at The Grove in Los Angeles. (March 6, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
aww, why the long face?
Not even Zaloog would.
he would try,,,but the second or third time he bayed like a horse,,,she would dump him.
And they say girls are bitches! REEEREOW!
“Hello, and welcome to my SJP shoe collection presentation! The first shoe I’d like to show you is a…excuse me, gentlemen? Can you please stop throwing the shoes at that stake in the ground?”
That’s a scary face, a real scary face. Image how it looks WITHOUT makeup…Whoa.
That would explain the “I seen some shit” look that Matthew Broderick always has on his face.
“Whoa”—- i see what you did there.
No need to imagine. Here’s a “with and without” comparison:
Did anyone trim her hoofs? Because I can’t find any horseshoes in her size. Someone call the Roy Rogers museum see if they have any of trigger the horse- horse shoes.
I did not know you could buy equestrian clothing and equipment and Nordstroms, good to know.
…and musical guest, “Hay and Oats”. *Sarah brays loudly*
“Oh, oh, here she comes! -Watch out boy, she’s an oat-chewer!”
Alien vs. Predator IV – The Horse Wrath
I like the gold fiador with the openwork caparison.
*pulls string* Kim goes “Mooooo”
*pulls string* Sarah goes “Neigh”
Nordstrom is a great name for a race horse !
Beautiful poll and crest!
Good lord, who put this woman’s hair in a ponytail?!
Would I tap that?
Sweet, a Coneheads remake……
“in Salon HORSE-Shoes…”
” Nordstrom at The Grove”…I assume they race horses there?
Dang, a pony tail and we’d have the best damned example of irony I’ve seen in years.
Fancy new collection of shoes at Nordstrom, available in cast-iron, steel, brushed-stainless, billet-aluminum, and for the truly fancy filly: shiny black pvd-titanium!
[nails sold separately at the accessories counter]
She won’t be speaking at tonight’s presentation – she’s a little hoarse.
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