1. For a second there I thought this was Charles Barkley.

  2. Contusion

    as though it’s sexy

  3. I pity the fool that photoshops Mr. T into a bikini!

  4. Deacon Jones

    Hey, isn’t he supposed to be getting [i]smaller[i]?

  5. fartbucket

    Anyone ever see the Windowlicker video by Aphex Twin?

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Hey, get the fuck off the beach and let the tide go out

  7. doogleberg

    Who in their right fucking mind could possibly find this thing attractive?

  8. DeucePickle

    I didn’t know you could tweet pictures from a Playskool camera

  9. rockthrowinghipster

    I didn’t know 50 cent was nicki minaj’s stunt double.

  10. Your Momma's Valtrex

    I thought her penis was bigger.

  11. Grand Poobah


  12. elliottspitzer

    Is it Charles, or is it Serena? Is it Serena, or is it Charles?
    Fuck you Fish, with the Jedi mind tricks!!!!

  13. Hypothetically, what’s the opposite of “come hither”? ‘Cause that’s that look right there.

  14. Bianca

    Or perhaps, “I have AIDS and wear socks and sandals when I fuck”?

  15. Thrillhouse

    Sigh. A pair of racist remarks targeted at someone who is infinitely more successful at what she does than you are at your call center job. Nicely done, Bianca.

  16. dooood

    “the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin that’s what i said.”

  17. it could be worst at least hes not on a nude beach

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