Snooki posted the only positive thing about her pregnancy to Twitter. (March 29, 2012)
Season 12 of Jersey Shore and we are well on our way to extinction.
Why do I feel like if I reached in there I’d pull back a handful of cheese?
Like you people wouldn’t do her. Wait, that’s Snooki? OK, nevermind.
“I must have read every paper ever written on the Taniyama–Shimura Conjecture and then one night, as I was pissing on the floor in a club, don’t ask me why, I thought ‘Horizontal Iwasawa Theory’! And that’s how I proved Fermat’s Last Theorem.”
Fish, there’s just one more positive thing about Snooki… HIV positive.
If you look closely, you can actually see the fleas.
you say we’re on our way to extinction but we didn’t know until now that guidos could even cross breed with ewoks.
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