1. it had to be said

    Ottoman is too low. Hurts my thighs when we do the upside down blow job. Try again.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Time for some throat fucking.

  3. I don’t care how hard it is to clean velvet, I’ll buy a new fucking ottoman.

  4. DeucePickle

    Now that you’ve laid on it for the past hour, can I ring this up for you, cause we’re about to close.

  5. cc

    Not much space to move around on that…but I’d think of something.

  6. Grand Poobah

    Black velvet would have been better,,, where is the box of trojanz?

  7. She looks suspiciously a lot like Kate Gosselin.

  8. Lay a sheet down on that ottoman and let’s get down to the fucking.

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