1. He needs a tiger blood transfusion, asap!

  2. American

    Looks like he’s been drug through the briar patch backwards.

  3. Is he guest starring as Shemp in the new Three Stooges movie?

  4. Gladice

    The most handsome man in Hollywood today, they ruined that show when they took him off. Can’t wait for his new show Anger Management I’m going to watch every week.

  5. I still say they cast the wrong guy as Barnabas Collins. Think of the money they could have saved on makeup.

  6. You’d think he’d be promoting tequila with all those ads he’s been doing after The Sopranos ended.

  7. it had to be said

    You know the Addams Family franchise has jumped the shark when they introduce “Uncle Charlie” to the series.

  8. hmna

    Carlos looks like he died and became a zombie.

  9. Beltliner

    SPOILER ALERT: Ratso dies on the bus to Florida.

  10. This must be Lindsey Lohan’s motivational poster…

  11. Fixed.

  12. Say what you want, True Blood just doesn’t give the same jolt as the real thing.

  13. Johnny P!

    He finally hit that last branch of the proverbial “Ugly Tree” on his way down.
    Looks like the landing was kinda rough too.

  14. DeucePickle

    I guess Adonis DNA has a shelf life.

  15. rockthrowinghipster

    46 is 104 in crack years. He’s lived a full life.

  16. The Other White Meat

    “Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.” – sadly, he still hasn’t found his character.

  17. While I was jerking off all last night and most of today, it dawned on me that I could not decide who was the scariest man in Hollywood had ever seen. Until now that is. Thanks Superficial for helping end my confusion. You guys have made my life so much better.

  18. Humpinfrog

    Cocaine is a helluva drug, so are the chemicals they used in that dye job. And who cuts his hair? Charlie Sheen?

  19. XFX

    That’s the stuff they should show to kids in anti-drug prevention campaigns.

  20. KJC

    Is it just me or is he starting to look more and more like Uncle Fester?

  21. Veronica

    Shasta, that is too funny.

    Geez Martin Sheen looks better than Charlie, and he’s had a couple of heart attacks.

  22. Yousuck

    I’d lick his face

    • kumquat

      Is this what happens when you develop a tolerance to licking Sonoran Desert Toads? You move on to licking Charlie Sheen’s cracked out face?

  23. pretty vacant

    face, meet reality.

  24. CallingIt

    I bet he will get some major plastic surgery in the future! He will find a way to keep re-inventing himself from his meltdown on…..unfortunately we will never be rid of that lunatic!

  25. How do they get a cadaver to hold a grin like that? Just curious…

  26. Anon

    Fish, some of the thumbs-ups/downs aren’t working. They’re greyed out before I have clicked any, and I can’t click one or the other. I don’t know if other people are having this problem or not; just letting you know.

  27. Elf

    The jedi should have spotted that Palpatine’s Sith powers had already taken their toll in the early years of his period as chancellor.

  28. Haddo01

    ‘Winning’, meet ‘Dying’.

  29. dd

    He’s officially a dirty old man now.

  30. Mama Pinkus

    for all his claims of loving his drugs and whores, he is looking more and more like a sad, lonely old man

  31. As ugly as he looks here, he will still get more pussy in one year than most of us will in our entire lifetimes. I’d switch places with him if means I got to fuck Bree Olson. She just does it for me.

  32. ireneandnube

    drugs are bad. ahkay.

  33. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    That is what I call the skin color of death.

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