1. I think you’re going to need a wedge for that shot, Mr. Jordan…

  2. it had to be said

    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This is not one of those times.

  3. Gat

    He probably would still be playing today.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Is that Jordan or Manute Bol? Motherfucker got blacker all the sudden.

  5. Cardinal Fang

    Obviously desperately holding back his white hate.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What’s he playing golf for? He can already dress like he’s black

  7. Michael Jordan at “HIS” Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament? Gee, sure was lucky he made the cut…he must be really good.

  8. EricLr

    Right now there’s a security guard in Florida yelling “Look out, he’s got a club!!” and drawing his gun.

  9. It’s not fair! Looks like he’s luring them in with some kind of Honkie call, then he bashes them with a golf club. If I had a son, he’d look like ̶T̶r̶a̶y̶v̶o̶n̶ that white guy.

  10. El Jefe

    There really is no way to not look like a giant douchebag on the golf course when you have a cigar in your mouth, even when you are Michael Jordan.

  11. tlmck

    It looks like he is staring at that guy’s ass thinking about switching teams.

  12. He needs to straighten up his stance and bend his knees a little or else he’ll hook that guy’s nuts right into the sand trap.

  13. Swearin

    The guy bending over is the exec that nixed the Space Jam sequel

  14. Mike Walker

    Well, hello dere buttcheeks…

  15. “if you dont find my ball I’m going whack both of yours”

  16. Michael just found a place to put his cigar while he tees off.

  17. Nothing makes you look quite like an asshole than smoking a cigar.The only person I ever see smoke a cigar and not look like a complete fuck face is Ron White. Everybody else can go fuck themselves.

  18. mbcl

    “Sir ! this a miniature golf course”

  19. Fingergod

    “Watch me club this Honky right in the ass. It’s crazy the shit they let me get away with ’cause I got money. I love being me.”

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