Reese Witherspoon in Los Angeles. (March 29, 2012)
Reese will read that and cry into her pillow tonight, which will mean that her upstairs maid will have to clean up a bunch of loose goosedown in the bedroom yet again.
I don’t know the circumstances of her other childbirths, but I assume that they’re like Cesarians that start from the INSIDE, when at 40 weeks the child decides to start making its way out, chin first.
If her babies are anything like their fathers, they going to be getting away from her as quickly as they can.
If that expression doesn’t truly express her elation at the miracle of growing a child, I don’t know what does.
Seriously thought that thunbnail was Jessica Simpson! Wow!
She looks like the type of woman who wants to shit out a kid for every man who sticks a dick in her, just to ease her christian guilt. Nobody makes finer whores than christians.
If that really is the case, I would be tempted, but I would stay the fuck away from her. I don’t want any kids.
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