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  1. He’s smoking at a Cancer Trust benefit. I feel like I’ve won the Irony Sweepstakes.

  2. fartbucket

    Move along folks. This one is done.

  3. Let me guess, he’s there for the “poster child” photography session?

  4. The guy with the duct taped Hero action cam is engaging in the newest extreme sport, “B-list celebrity ear photography”

  5. So wait, is he encouraging cancer?

    • DeucePickle

      Well, it’s an honest mistake, the name of the benefit is Teenage Cancer Trust…..and he’s old and doesn’t know any better.

  6. Johnny P!

    He was there for a photo shoot for the new warning labels on the cigarette packs.

  7. joe

    BRB, time to reshuffle the names in my celebrity death pool.

  8. EricLr

    Jesus, it’s amazing what cancer can do to a teenager.

  9. wabisabi

    He looks pretty terrifying yet still better than Charlie Sheen.

  10. El Jefe

    Smoking at a cancer benefit, the ultimate douchebag thing to do. Wow.

  11. cagster

    Camera captured three simultaneous thoughts “Where am I? What do these people want?….I think I just shit myself again”

  12. BE

    Charlie Sheen in twenty years.

  13. Looks like the pre-death mummification treatment was a success.

  14. Jason H

    You too can trust you’ll get cancer like this guy.

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