stop…trying…so…hard

Nice head, dickface.

It’s weird he could bite even that much off

Must be fun to do creative things with your hair like that when your husband is the breadwinner of the house.

The paparazzi were lucky enough to be ready to snap the instant Josh saw his first mirror since his haircut…

Ironically, Fergie has the same landing strip.

Here he iiiiisss……the biggest douche in the universe!

Just caught his reflection in the car’s side-view mirror.
Instinctively started to chew the inside of his cheek in remorse.
Perfectly natural reaction.

You’re damn right I’m rolling these sleeves up, I didn’t shave my arms for nothing.

douchehawk.

Nice fauxhawk, assbag.

‘Win a Date With Tad Hamilton’s Skin Head Twin Brother’

“Hmmm….Maybe Fantastic Sam’s isn’t so fantastic….”

“Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.”