Paris Hilton at the opening of Marquee at The Star in Sydney, Australia. (March 30, 2012)
Glad to see she’s recovering from the stroke nicely.
Put a blonde wig on a scab and presto, now you have an heiress.
Not pictured: the guy buggering her.
She goes where she wants because no one wants to check her cunt for drugs.
Yes yes, we’ve all seen Trey Parker in drag
She’s going to look like her washed up, alcoholic, actor aunt
Why do I get the feeling she will still be doing this crap when she is 50 years old?
Can’t you just hear her:
“I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille!”
Behold the modern day Nora Desmond – without the talent.
Is that a snapshot of Zorro: The Gay Blade?
She looks more insipid than usual…that’s quite a feat.
she is getting closer and closer to looking like Kelly Osborne.
Hoping there’s Valtrex in the gift bag. And that you don’t need to be relevant to get one.
Must be a very low budget affair if the are hiring her.
the snozzberries taste like salty cock
“Have you guys seen these flat surfaces that stretch from the floor to the ceiling? What are they called? Walls? That’s hot!”
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