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  1. “Holy crooked boobs Batman.” The joker looks like a chick without his makeup.

  2. They look like they’re making a break for it. I can almost hear the theme from “The Great Escape”.

  3. Yes, it looks like Tracy Anderson’s Amazing Water Wigde-tits, have found yet another natural spring. There, to the left!”

  4. Ralph

    Plastic Surgery…yeah, that’s what she needs…more plastic.

  5. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Tracy Anderson, new spokeswoman for C.B.S. (Crooked Boob Syndrome), was not able to announce a date for a planned fund raising telethon.

    • True Story

      In the Adult industry, we have a term we use for models
      with “aim dis-advantaged” breast implants: Wonky Tits…
      And honestly, I had never heard of C.B.S. before,
      but I like it. I will certainly tell my friends…

  6. Little Tongue

    Did she get a deal for mismatched implants?

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    A face only a mother could love… a mother who’s been dead for 2 decades.

  8. saywhat?

    Dis how chicken raised on hormones look?

  9. Flatliner

    Remind me again why this wrecked bitch is wasting space on this earth? Oh right, to promote fitness and wellbeing.

  10. Should I have some idea of who the fuck this is? Cause I don’t.

  11. fred

    I think some fat got sucked out of the tummy and deposited only in the left breast.

  12. PoonSlayer

    Dis how chicken look

  13. …at least she’s done well for herself after the producers of “little people big world” decided to go with a different family…

  14. Blob

    In the quiet dark before the dawn, commanders took position at their lines, readying themselves for the General’s signal. It was to come to them, tersely, over the wireless: “Achtung! Titzkrieg!”

  15. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Pull this into Photoshop and cut it into two halves from top to bottom.

    Has she had a stroke? Left eye is not tracking with the right eye, etc . etc.

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