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  1. Holy you’re old enough to be her great grandfather, Batman!

  2. alex

    Didn’t Poison Ivy have a green-themed costume?

  3. “Sweety, you can’t audition for the roles of Joker and Catwoman at the same time…”

  4. BOING! SPLAT!

  5. “My ex-ray vision…is…seeing…through that blouse, my dear. Wait…my bat belt…is springing…yes…I can feel it…yes. Oh Robin! Oh Robin!”

  6. Adam: “you can play Batmans new nemesis, we’ll call you ‘Chinface’ ”
    Rumor: ” I don’t want my costume to be too sexy”
    Adam: “not a problem”

  7. Batman meets his new arch-nemesis..The Jawbreaker!

  8. ThisWillHurt

    “I want to ‘Bonk’ you and ‘Splash’ all over your . . . I don’t have a Batman themed innuendo for tits. Can we have sex now?”

  9. Inner Retard

    After spending time with Robin even Rumer Willis’ boobs look hot.

  10. contusion

    Well, what’s he supposed to look at? Her face?

  11. Ladypants

    One of them is an speckled, besotten wretch known for representing the unholy union of man and winged beast, and — hey, there’s Adam West!

  12. “Oh my, young lady. You’ve got the breasts of a young Bruce Willis!”

  13. Die Hard: Gotham City

  14. beaddee

    Even haircolor turns on this girl! That color is not done on purpose, it’s suppose to be a nice color but can turn brassy. She can’t seem to get it right.

  15. “Why don’t you come back to my dressing room and I’ll show you a game I used to play with Julie Newmar.”

  16. “Rumer, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

  17. “So…When can I slide down the Batpole?”
    “After the Viagra kicks in!”

  18. My hair turned that color when I put sun-in on it, when I was 13 or so. I’m thinking she paid a lot more that $3.50 too look that shitty.
    Oh, um…holy brassy tresses, girlfriend! Get the bat-toner!

  19. She needs see through clothing to distract from that face.

  20. I’ve heard of May-December romances before, but up till now they had always been in the same century!

  21. cc

    Adam West is going to reprise his role as Batman, while Rumer is going to play a new villain called ‘Unsightly’

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