1. I love the Plumpy and Lumpy swim suit line.

  2. There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

  3. Why do I get the felling that “splash” isn’t going to make one.

  4. I thought Splash was about diving, not imitating an elephant seal rookery.

  5. Bring out the dynamite. Let’s make it rain blubber all over the town!

  6. When I see the name Nicole Eggert, my first thoughts are seeing her running through the sand in that tight red suit in Baywatch. That image then morphs into the photo above, and it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

  7. I love when they jump out of the water and glide on to the mat like that. So majestic!

  8. You have to admit, she is getting better.

  9. What idiot thought it was a good idea to cast her as Miss Tessmacher in the new Superman movie.

  10. Getting there… getting there….

  11. Like a sea lion basking in the sun.

  12. Feeding times at 10am and 3pm.

  13. AKA-Invincible

    Her posture says “Come here to me big boy!”
    but the rest of her says “And bring a cheeseburger with you!”

  14. Baywatch was a loooooong time ago.

  15. From Bay Watch to Whale Watch.

  16. “Nicole, darling, you’re definitely looking better. But you’re really going to need to drop another pound…or two (ahem!) before you start posing for cheesecake pictures again.
    No, wait! I didn’t really mean cheesecake…wait…don’t go…ahh FUCK! There goes the show…”

  17. cc

    I keep hearing about how many sea lions there are in California.

  18. fastbender

    Hopefully, this beached whale can be returned into the sea.

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