1. “Hi. I’m sexy and your not. Give me everything free in this store.”

  2. “Pardon me sir, but you’re wearing items form our ladies line and… what? You’re a woman?! I… I’m sorry… I have to lie down, the room is spinning.”

  3. John Travolta

    Oh hey look…it’s Sebastian Bach from Skid Row. He lost some weight.

  4. I want to stick my sausage in that lack of an ass

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