1. They’re just out for her morning rounds of “Punch the great white shark”….
    Does wonders for the shoulders..

  2. BP

    Gwampa, I wont to swim in da oshun, okay?

  3. “Thanks conservatives – you made this all possible.” *pulls his pants up*

  4. Know how I know he’s rich?

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “I can’t believe a young woman would marry an old man for money! I would never . . . Oh, wait.” – Courtney Stodden

  6. Inner Retard

    Damn, is that my wife or mistress? I knew buying cheap glasses would bite me in the ass. – Quietly calls closest paparazzi to find out.

  7. Cock Dr

    That’s his grand-daughter….right?

  8. Deacon Jones

    “Darling, my arm is getting tired holding this coke bottle, can I switch to my fingers again?”

    “No….NO!”

  9. Rupert and the Lady Boy

  10. Mumra

    I wonder how she feels knowing that his mother lived to be 104 and the old bastard’s in great shape.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      She’s Chinese, and her great grandparents are probably still alive. She’s in for the long haul, baby.

  11. I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

  12. Are the straps supposed to be like that or is it a tube top she ‘modified’?

  13. tlmck

    A human head attached to a blow up doll body. Is there anything money cannot buy?

  14. That man is pure evil.

  15. the wrecker

    Congrats, Rupe. He’s winning.

  16. Wait, this isn’t Woody and Soon Yi?

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