superficial

  1. Left Tit

    “Boom, that’s a fart mother fucker!”

  2. “You! guy in the first row. Can you see my anal bruising?”

  3. Inner Retard

    Is that a spot that’s not blue?! Damn, I’ve gotta call Chris! He will not like this… Yay!!

  4. I don’t know how to spell the onomatopoeia for one of those air farts that give just a little squeak at the end.

    pfwoooooooooooooooeeeek?

  5. Rick

    She’s grabbing for her ass – watch out for flying poop!

  6. 5-head and terrible hair, and the rest of her is even more of a mess.

  7. lawn

    Keepin’ it classy.

  8. Audience: WE LOVE YOU RHIANNA!
    Rhianna: PBBBBBT!

  9. Most of her music sounds like a fart to me.

  10. Rihanna, how do you expect me to fantasize about fucking you when you do stupid poses like this? They’re unseemly! Or, so it seems.

  11. The first row just got a contact high.

  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Sixhead looks down on those with mere foreheads.

  13. bigalkie

    Gross Pig!

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