“Andy Garcia’s left nipple holds a press conference.”
Is he STILL pitching that prequel idea, ‘Brokeback Neanderthal’?
He’s ready for Brokeback Nickelodeon.
Someone just made Zach Galifianakis’ shit list.
“I don’t usually make love in the movies, but when I do, it is to another man.”
I can’t wait to see what wacky hijinks are going to happen this time once Sean Astin and Pauly Shore get this guy cleaned up.
I’m guessing his enemy is Gillette Fusion ProGlide.
Edgar Ramirez called, he wants his look back
So instead of finding a woman to be his beard he grew one?
Now, he can finally play the Jaw Harp with Mumford & Sons!
I wonder if he has any news from Gettysburg. I hear there were significant causalities on both sides.
He’s filming the biopic of the guy stranded at sea for 18 months.
“There’s no such thing as no man’s land to me…”
Grabs Diet Dr. Pepper.
He cleans up nicely for a Sasquatch.
Madonna’s armpits called and…shit forgot what I was tryin to say…
That Prince Of Persia movie depressed me too.
Well, he did contribute to debunking the image of the cowboy as a mindless macho man, so it’s only fitting that he should move on to lumberjacks now.
“Why can’t I qui…oh hey, what’s with the beard? You know, on second thought, I have a wife.”
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Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of 'Enemy' in Madrid. (March 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN