1. Hugh G. Rection

    I know he’s had great success in the business world, but can anybody take seriously a guy with an orange face and hair hat?

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Orange is the new cunt.

  3. rican

    After many years, The Donald finally mastered the art of matching hair with face color.

  4. Ah, the old horizontal AND vertical comb over!

  5. wizard of flaws

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

  6. brick

    This hair is what put Stephen Hawking in a wheel chair!

  7. coljack

    “To my makeup artist: you’re fired.”

  8. Slappy Magoo

    So you shoot the water pistol in the clown’s mouth and if his hair flips all the way up first you win the Mini Me Minion doll? Is that how this game works?

  9. Challenge number one for contestant’s of this Apprentice should be creating a 3D map of that hair. We’re thirty years into this Donald Trump experience and I still don’t have a single idea how it works.

  10. ANOTHER Wonka remake? Good god.

  11. I beg to differ when they say orange looks good on everybody.

  12. “My doctor told me I lacked vitamin c, so I turned myself into a goddamn orange.”

  13. Dox

    When is someone going to call animal control about that thing that died on his head?

  14. He’s just seen the Khloe photo.

  15. bob

    liver cirrhosis is a bitch

  16. Hey Donald! Lets see your best Rosie impersonation

  17. Good grief Donald, Garfield looks more natural than you.

  18. Having examined my emotions and cleared my conscience of any animosity, I have come to the realization that I fucking HATE this piece of shit.

  19. Spleen

    He looks like one of the fish from Sponge Bob.

  20. Heywood Jablomie

    The orange creature from the Black Lagoon?

  21. I don’t care how rich this asshole is, he still looks like a classless piece of orange shit.

  22. Ladies and gentlemen,
    the President.
    United. Oranges.

  23. He must have very expensive body guards. Otherwise someone would have gunned him down by now.

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