Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills. (March 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The scary thing is that those pants actually fit. So unless she has her jeans custom made, there must be other women who fit into that size.
She does, she so obviously does. There is no standard size that accommodates that much fat (or whatever the fuck) injections. :P
Her ass looks like her tits are trying to escape through the back of her pants
But her tits aren’t nearly that big.
And that’s actually saying something because her tits are huge!
Aw damnit… do we HAVE to have multiple Kartrashian kunts in a single TCWM?
It’s better than giving them their own posts.
I wonder if there is a niche industry in Hollywood that specifically deals in toilet seat replacement.
There is now.
How do those little legs hold up those big ole ass cheeks?
Put this on your Cover, VOGUE
Sadly, Kim and Kanye got their Vogue cover. Sadly. Ugh. Just fucking UGH.
I bet she has a hot tub size of a toilet.
you’re right. I bet she has to use a hot tub as a toilet.
Or the Pacific Ocean.
Danny DeVito as the Penguin.
Kim Kardashian jeans: now with iPad-sized pockets for your convenience.
you made this
$10 says her ass gets stuck in the door.
You know she needs help and one of those detachable shower hoses to wash that thing. And Kayne makes her wear leather so often I don’t even want to imagine the smell it accumulates by the end of the day.
Her poor ass washer(s) deserve hazard pay, someone needs to call OSHA for those poor illiterate Mexican immigrants Bruce hired down by the home depot to choke him in the shower then power spray that thing out.
Those heals must be made of adamantium
Bitch, we all know you had to butter your thighs just to get those pants on.
Still no fuckin baby. It’s a lie. A lie I tell ya.
I have to wonder why, with all of her resources and given the level of her conceit, Kimmy doesn’t go to a plastic surgeon and have her ass size reduced.
she pays a man 30,000 dollars a year to sew her into her pants
I just threw up in mouth a little.
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