Huh… horizontal stripes don’t make you look less of a bitch. Go figure.
Be honest. Who said Bitchyjuice three times?
Now that’s funny
Allow me to reiterate… wet, naked and monochrome is a good look for her. This? Not so much.
Not Shown: January’s stylist laughing hysterically.
I must be getting old. I can barely muster the energy to joke about her kid.
Somewhere, a child is floating face-down in a bathtub.
Quite possibly the meanest thing I’ve ever read here. And the funniest.
I first saw her in a movie with Tommy Lee Jones. She looked hot,
and only had a couple of lines. I didn’t mind her acting at that point.
Several years of Mad Men, a part that required no acting talent.
Then as the Ice Queen, which highlighted her lack of acting talent.
Today I literally gagged through Sweetwater, in which she looks 10
years older, and showcases even LESS acting talent and already
sagging tits. What a wonderful life her mystery son must have.
Can the Keck School of Medicine of USC transplant a personality into her?
Or a smile?
She has the look of someone who takes kegels really seriously. I’d give it a go.
Bullshit. She thinks kegels is something you toast and schmear with cream cheese for breakfast.
Prisoner of her own iciness.
That’s a cold bitch.
…for chrissakes, nobody ask her about her kid’s father!!!
Right before she was pregnant, she in the habit of going out
and getting hammered several times a week, and banging
an assortment of guys. I don’t think she’s sure who dad was.
If she were going to DNA test him, she’d have done it by now.
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January Jones at The 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala in Los Angeles. (March 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN