1. jep

    Huh… horizontal stripes don’t make you look less of a bitch. Go figure.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Be honest. Who said Bitchyjuice three times?

  3. Allow me to reiterate… wet, naked and monochrome is a good look for her. This? Not so much.

  4. cricket

    Not Shown: January’s stylist laughing hysterically.

  5. coljack

    I must be getting old. I can barely muster the energy to joke about her kid.

  6. JimBB

    Somewhere, a child is floating face-down in a bathtub.

  7. MarketingMike

    I first saw her in a movie with Tommy Lee Jones. She looked hot,
    and only had a couple of lines. I didn’t mind her acting at that point.
    Several years of Mad Men, a part that required no acting talent.

    Then as the Ice Queen, which highlighted her lack of acting talent.
    Today I literally gagged through Sweetwater, in which she looks 10
    years older, and showcases even LESS acting talent and already
    sagging tits. What a wonderful life her mystery son must have.

  8. Swearin

    Can the Keck School of Medicine of USC transplant a personality into her?

  9. maoix

    She has the look of someone who takes kegels really seriously. I’d give it a go.

  10. Isa

    Prisoner of her own iciness.

  11. That’s a cold bitch.

    • …for chrissakes, nobody ask her about her kid’s father!!!

      • MarketingMike

        Right before she was pregnant, she in the habit of going out
        and getting hammered several times a week, and banging
        an assortment of guys. I don’t think she’s sure who dad was.
        If she were going to DNA test him, she’d have done it by now.

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