1. Hugh G. Rection

    Oops. Looks like Alec just saw the picture of Hilaria bent like a pretzel.

  2. jep

    Don’t make me ask you what’s in your fucking wallet again!

  3. This could be the worst speed skating movie ever.

  4. Eejut

    He just found Slater Trout.

  5. The beach is so lucky it doesn’t have voice mail.

  6. Butch

    “Is that . . .? It is. It’s a barrel of whiskey. I’ve got you now John Jameson!”

  7. j/k

    Boner problem fixed.

  8. Dox

    Finally… a clear picture of Bigfoot.

  9. Vlad

    You can run, but I’m still gonna’ catch you, fucker.

  10. Duhhh, which way did he go, which way did he go?

  11. Gordon GEICO

    By the time you figure how he’s going left, he’s already going right.

  12. Ken

    And he’s the opposite of Stamos.

  13. Schadenfreude

    It’s hard to run when your balls are so schweddy.

  14. ♫ ♪ “You put you left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about…” ♫ ♪

  15. This is where the term ‘blue murder’ came from.

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