Floyd Mayweather and Miguel Cotto at the Floyd Mayweather vs Miguel Cotto Press Conference in Los Angeles. (March 2, 2012)
Look! It’s Floyd Mayweather with yet another guy who isn’t Manny Pacquiao. Fight Manny or go away.
Pretty much right on par with what I was thinking…
Pretty sure Manny is the one ducking and making excuses all the time. I only follow their drama in a cursory manner and really don’t care, but it seems that Manny is the one always making excuses.
They’re both at fault in different ways — Pacquiao with the weird “don’t take my blood it makes me weak” thing and Mayweather with … well, everything else. Unreasonable demands and slander and unscheduled vacations both self- and government-imposed. Mayweather is an utter dick. I hope Cotto smacks him around good, and then he *has* to slink into the Pacquiao fight to save his rep, and then he gets smacked around good again. Ah, fantasies.
I think the blood issue has been resolved. It’s now how much should go to whom. That isn’t Manny’s fault anymore.
“Dude, I totally love your cologne. I just want you to know that”
“Thanks, that’s a nice jacket”
Good thing you don’t have a wig on, cause I’d beat you like you was my wife.
“No, no…this time I’ll do the windows and you can do the kitchen…”
“So… Kiss and make up?”
Nothing cliche about the press conference staredown. So you guys would still fight each other if they pulled the money off the table? No? Didn’t think so.
If this fight isn’t good, I guarantee Michael Vick is going to drown them.
Turns out being an inch taller doesn’t make you look like the baddest dude when you’re wearing Fred Sandford’s hat, and a jacket that looks like it’s made from nutsack.
I thought it was turkey skin… honest mistake.
Maybe it’s turkey nutsack. I mean, sure, it’s scrotum, but it doesn’t look human.
“Is it gay that I like that our penises are touching?”
Can you see my nose hair? No, can you see mine?
Specially adapted for the stage, Harlem Community Theatre presents… ‘The Quiet Man’
their wangs are touching
my bad some dude already posted
nothin wrong with a little sword fighting. there’s nothin gay about that… long as there’s no eye contact…. oh wait
“Don’t matta how bad I lose Floyd, at least I ain’t goin’ ta jail afta da fight.”
They’re playing Gay Chicken. Both lost.
I’m amazed they were able to get a picture of Mayweather with his mouth closed.
He’d have to inhale Cotto’s exhale, otherwise.
For I art Blacker, Blacker than thou.
Not shown: The white guy who’s going to make a more money than either of them in this fight, without throwing a punch.
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