looks like someone’s pantyhose are itchy…
I barely recognize him without his lace bra on.
When you’re known for wearing women’s fishnet stockings and high heel shoes the last thing you want to do is smile and touch your penis when someone is taking your picture. Trust me I know from experience.
“Why is everyone making fun of me? I’m not the one ducking Pacquiao.”
I think I’m going to bang his incredible looking wife, then tell him about it. At gun point.
It’s really, really weird to look at a guy and KNOW you can take him…and simultaneously know that no, no you can’t.
“I…I…wasn’t there and it wasn’t me and ..and he punched me first and I’m glad I knocked him out”
Once you see a guy in lady’s lingerie, he knows you always see him in lady’s lingerie.
Once you see a guy in lady’s lingerie, he knows you always see him in lady’s lingerie. Strange thing is, he doesn’t seem to mind.
he has a daughter and she looks so much like him
Is this boxing? Because he looks like he’s lining up to block a penalty kick.
He is excited because the loser of the fight has to go out on a date with him.
He knows it’s not nice to point. Nice to see a fella with manners.
Today.. I wear men’s clothing baby!
He looks like this kid on my street, whose only friend is his toy poodle. Poor toy poodle.
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