He clearly is a nice guy, smiling even when his street organ was stolen
Great Unglue Bert should not be left alone with the kids.
auto correct is a bitte
He’s becoming unglued? Is that what you are saying?
This guy MUST have been a carny in his previous life…
“For best results, a bakin’ potato should be no larger than this…”
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
“and a good day to you too, Mr. Magoo.”
Sir, the line to register as a sex offender is over there.
Looks like he is still trying to figure out Tom Peters’ ideas.
A billion dollars is so 2008… when my friends and I get together we only talk trillions these days
If you want to know what Joan Rivers vagina looks like just look at John C. Reily’s face.
Concerned he lacks his own identity without Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly has adds a fedora.
I thought it was Larry Hagman in the thumbnail.
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
you know what to do when you’re on fire?
stop drop and roll dummie!
- for your health
6 foot fucking leprechaun – Top o’ the mornin to ya!
One Milk plus Velocet mate!
You should only be allowed to wear a fedora if you’re about to do a card trick.
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John C. Reily at the premiere of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie in Hollywood. (March 1, 2012)