1. Biff

    Is this their new display at Movieland Wax Museum?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      If it is, tell someone to move Sly away from the heaters… his face is starting to melt.

  2. Jill

    No way in hell these two didn’t meet at the plastic surgeon’s office.

  3. “FLAVIN!!”

    -Jerry Lewis

  4. that is one ugly bastard…

  5. cc

    I am pretty sure you aren’t supposed to inject HGH into your face.

  6. “What do you think if my cool new invention? I call it a sweater.”

  7. Imagine a conversation between Sly, Arnold and Tony Danza; sadly Tony would only be in it long enough to take their orders.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Wild proportions, painting that looks like he had the airbrush in his mouth… is Richard Corben still alive?

  9. Minky Wail

    Their euphemism for fucking is “genital dermabrasion procedure”.

  10. George P Burdell

    “This jacket is made of 100% pure polyester.”

  11. George P Burdell

    I knew I could make Burt Young look good, so I have a jacket made out of him. What do you think?

  12. Funny how he resembles that slab of beef he punched in Rocky.

  13. Carefully arch-waxed eyebrows don’t marry well with a melting play-doh face, Sly. You should just let them go wild.

  14. bethy

    His doctor just beats the Botox into his face.

  15. Made from the skin of my girlfriend’s face.

  16. bigalkie

    A day at the domestic abuse clinic. They both look battered.

  17. HailSatan


  18. EricLr

    Rocky just wouldn’t drop–long after every wished he would.

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