1. JC

    Everybody wants none!

  2. jeffiner


  3. Any Guy

    Oi, my hemorrhoids…. now JUMP you whippersnappers!

  4. difficult brown

    Is he the new spokesperson for ‘Opps, I Crapped My Pants’?

  5. cc

    I though the song was ‘panama’, not ‘douche beret’.

    • fartbucket

      Never have the lyrics –

      Yeah we’re runnin’ a little hot tonight.
      I Can barely see the road from from the heat comin’ off
      You know what I’m sayin’
      Ahh… I reach down between my legs… n’ ease the seat back…

      meant so much.

  6. DeucePickle

    Don Knotts is pretty limber !

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s just not enough for me that he have a somewhat interesting stage persona……dude needs to be able to sing, and he can’t. Eddie can work that guitar whammie bar until it falls off but unless your frontman can croak in tune the songs will suck.

  8. rocknroll

    im embarrassed.

  9. stacy

    Listened to the new Van Halen cd. SUCKS ASS!!!

  10. George P Burdell

    I ain’t got no……Ohhh! My lumbago! Somebody call my chiropractor.

  11. I get the feeling that this show was mentioned in many a suicide note that night.

  12. It took long enough, but his testicles finally dropped.

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Shouldn’t have had that third glass of Metamucil.”

  14. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    David Lee Wrath of Montezuma

  15. renal

    Antonio Banderas needs to chill out with the promotions

  16. “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

  17. Is that why Jamie’s Cryin!?

  18. Rev

    Nice to have some real musicians still around in this age of AutoTune and pop product… Easily the best album to be released in over a decade. Music is back!

    • fartbucket

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA Half the album was originally written in the 70s. It’s just a different kind of leftover, nothing new here.

  19. journalschism

    Looks like Clint Eastwood digging out a Depends wedgie.

  20. squishy

    Makes me dizzy just looking at his outfit!

  21. EricLr

    If you think that’s bad, you should see Eddie’s pimped-out walker.

  22. Clown Shoes

    The best song of their new album is by far “Cupping Farts”.

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