Everybody wants none!
I want none too!!!
Oi, my hemorrhoids…. now JUMP you whippersnappers!
Is he the new spokesperson for ‘Opps, I Crapped My Pants’?
I though the song was ‘panama’, not ‘douche beret’.
Never have the lyrics –
Yeah we’re runnin’ a little hot tonight.
I Can barely see the road from from the heat comin’ off
You know what I’m sayin’
Ahh… I reach down between my legs… n’ ease the seat back…
meant so much.
Don Knotts is pretty limber !
It’s just not enough for me that he have a somewhat interesting stage persona……dude needs to be able to sing, and he can’t. Eddie can work that guitar whammie bar until it falls off but unless your frontman can croak in tune the songs will suck.
Thank God…I thought I was the only one who thinks this guy is a joke.
The joke is old and it never was very funny.
Listened to the new Van Halen cd. SUCKS ASS!!!
No it doesn’t. I love it!
I ain’t got no……Ohhh! My lumbago! Somebody call my chiropractor.
I get the feeling that this show was mentioned in many a suicide note that night.
It took long enough, but his testicles finally dropped.
“Shouldn’t have had that third glass of Metamucil.”
David Lee Wrath of Montezuma
Antonio Banderas needs to chill out with the promotions
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
Is that why Jamie’s Cryin!?
Nice to have some real musicians still around in this age of AutoTune and pop product… Easily the best album to be released in over a decade. Music is back!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Half the album was originally written in the 70s. It’s just a different kind of leftover, nothing new here.
Looks like Clint Eastwood digging out a Depends wedgie.
Makes me dizzy just looking at his outfit!
If you think that’s bad, you should see Eddie’s pimped-out walker.
The best song of their new album is by far “Cupping Farts”.
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David Lee Roth performs with Van Halen in New York City. (March 1, 2012)