superficial

  1. Truly the scariest spice of them all.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m sure there’s some money from Eddie Murphy’s child support payments for a toothbrush or toothpick. (Yet, apparently not enough for a good dress.)

  3. cc

    ‘Fuckin’ sesame snaps!’

  4. “You must be eating too much salt. I gotta spit this stuff out!”

  5. Does she have a lil’ wayne stuck in her teeth???

  6. George P Burdell

    Verifying her lunch fart: McRib, apple dipper and a jamocha shake.

  7. CK

    “Wanna see my Whitney impersonation?”

  8. “Um…let’s see … definitely pube…. not sure what year … probably male …. “

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Kisses $5…oh, hello again Mr. Hawking.”

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’d say she can really blow a horn…and by horn I mean a trumpet…and by trumpet I mean a dick.

  11. El Jefe

    Trying to get the taste of semen out of her mouth after she got done blowing some exec that told her he could get her career back on track.

  12. Cleveland Brown

    Yes that is the face she makes when you drag your asshole over her face, or so I’m told

  13. If she was “Swallow Spice” Eddie Murphy could have saved a lot of money.

  14. journalschism

    “5 years later and I’m still sucking Eddie’s toenails out of my teeth.”

  15. “Oh, Norbit’s police whistle!”

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