“BITCH! Gimme that cheeseburger!”
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
Mufasa needs to go bac on a diet…
The lady with the red hair said ‘I hear your network is tanking’ and Oprah lost her shit.
Despite an energetic audition, media mogul Winfrey failed to win the role of Catwoman in the next Dark Knight film.
Oh my God! They actually got a photo of one of her soul reapings!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again ….. Monkey picking peaches!
I’ve gotten so sick and tired of Oprah that I think I’d rather look at additional pictures of Kim Kardashian.
And people wonder why, despite her millions, Stedman wouldn’t marry her…
“My career is only THIS big now!”
Lady Gaga is proud of all her Little Monsters, even the fat old ones.
Indy! Cover your heart!!!
“I crush your head!”
The exact moment the gargoyle behind her knew he wasn’t ready for New York. Poor gargoyle.
I am “The Force”, You fool
“Bitch, you’re not gonna put that on the Internet.”
Somebody must be holding up a small child.
Lady Gaga looks different…
OPRAH: I’ll rip the beating heart out yo chest and show it to ya while you’re still breathin’, chile!”
VICTIM: Then my heart will still have one more viewer than OWN.
Looks about right.
Release the Kraken!
You never look The Oprah directly in the eye.
Just being herself.
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