1. jeffiner

    “BITCH! Gimme that cheeseburger!”

  2. Temple of Poon

    Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!

  3. Mufasa needs to go bac on a diet…

  4. cc

    The lady with the red hair said ‘I hear your network is tanking’ and Oprah lost her shit.

  5. Frank Burns

    Despite an energetic audition, media mogul Winfrey failed to win the role of Catwoman in the next Dark Knight film.

  6. Raoul

    Oh my God! They actually got a photo of one of her soul reapings!

  7. KungFu Panda

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again ….. Monkey picking peaches!

  8. I’ve gotten so sick and tired of Oprah that I think I’d rather look at additional pictures of Kim Kardashian.

  9. pretty vacant

    who?

  10. Minky Wail

    And people wonder why, despite her millions, Stedman wouldn’t marry her…

  11. CK

    “My career is only THIS big now!”

  12. Lady Gaga is proud of all her Little Monsters, even the fat old ones.

  13. Indy! Cover your heart!!!

  14. The Brown Streak

    “I crush your head!”

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The exact moment the gargoyle behind her knew he wasn’t ready for New York. Poor gargoyle.

  16. Coyote

    I am “The Force”, You fool

  17. j/k

    “Bitch, you’re not gonna put that on the Internet.”

  18. tlmck

    Somebody must be holding up a small child.

  19. earlpants

    Lady Gaga looks different…

  20. journalschism

    OPRAH: I’ll rip the beating heart out yo chest and show it to ya while you’re still breathin’, chile!”
    VICTIM: Then my heart will still have one more viewer than OWN.

  21. Chuchu

    Looks about right.

  22. Release the Kraken!

  23. Saucy

    You never look The Oprah directly in the eye.

  24. Sliver

    Just being herself.

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