Why hello there, Rumer Willis.
That’t really unfair. This dude is way cuter than Rumer.
More like a cross of Rumer & Salma Hyek
More like a bad case of Salma Hayek face.
I see a hybrid of Rumer & Salma & Paris.
If it hurts that much when you poop try chewing your food more.
You’re not fooling anyone “Deacon.” We know it’s you, A-Rod.
Me2…these other “men” apparently haven’t got a clue.
Now THAT’s a weird-looking person!
No, that’s a fine-looking woman!
A gay man’s stomach and face, this is so confusing, what is it?
Seeing her pictures reminds me…I need to eat some lunch.
Dammit, don’t tell me ‘no fur’ in advance! I like to be surprised.
PETA rules. No fur equals no clothes. Kate Upton was more naked than her.
I would eat a stack of pancakes off that stomach
Something is telling me she’s totally shaved. Or I’m misunderstanding.
No, that’s what I’m taking away from that, too. I mean, it’s not up on her breast, where most women in swimsuits tend to wear their cause buttons.
super hero jawline
She is almost good looking. Not bad, but not great.
If Salma Hayek became a man
This is why God gave us paper bags.
http://Www…what‘s going on with her tummy, there? She looks like she’s just been unrolled.
cross between Salma Hayek and Paris hilton
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