Nice try… I already know what Nicole Eggert looks like now.
“Hush now, mah little Volkswagen Beetle. Momma gunna birth you real soon.”
1 kick – we go Burger King, 2 kicks – Arby’s
“Someday this’ll all be yers, punkin.”
Gave me a boner
What, no “I bet her shadow weighs 600 pounds!” comments yet?
YOU KNOW I’M FAT, I’M FAT, OOOH I’M REALLY FAT
HAM ON RYE
Going on month 14 of her pregnancy… they usually induce by now.
yep. montage resort
It is epic and amazing and I am so glad that none of us have to smell her farts.
EVERYONE TAKE COVER…SHE’S GONNA BLOW!
Welcome to the Hotel California
You can stuff your face
She will stuff her face
Jess is eatin it up at the Hotel California
Don’t be surprised
If you run outta pies
She’s there to release baby Shamoo back into it’s natural habitat.
These boobs are made for flopping;
And that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days these boobs will flop all over you.
Thank you. That would be cool!
Mama Cass is back from the dead and went for a walk with blonde hair
Who’s the “father’, Bob Evans?
That would explain why all the bob evans around here closed down
Anyone else expecting a laser beam to shoot out her stomach and destroy Alderaan?
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure you don’t want to get a balloon like that too close to a bunch of cactus.
But if you gotta…I sleep easy knowing the paparazzi are on the job.
Well, that’s it. Now the tides are all screwed up.
I would love to just suck the milk right out of those things.
Wow she got too big! Poor Jessica will never lose that baby weight. She had a tough time with her weight when she wasn’t pregnant. Her hair looks awful. I suppose I should give her credit for not airbrushing her photo like large size model Kim Kardashian.
Her fiancee will disappear once the baby is born. Papa Joe will see to it.
Still looks like Homer Simpson’s with her head grafted on top.
this was obviously taken at the montage resort in laguna beach, fyi
She better not get too close to the ocean. Greenpeace will throw wet blankets on her and roll her into the water.
So THAT is what the migratory path to Denny’s looks like…..
Well guess we can finally disprove the myth that black is slimming.
Look Lois, they’re as big as your head!
I think she looks fantastic and very womanly. Beautiful!
That’s an amazing kitchen. How did she fit all those plants in there? She must be rich.
What’s with the old pictures of OctoMom? And when did she dye her hair black. God, eight kids makes you look enormous!
Someone decided to take on Kate Gosselin and the Duggars all in one shot I see.
This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.
Mariah Cary dons a blonde wig to greet the day and address her legion of fans!
so… she’s carrying twins then? triplets? good lord man!
Lookit dem tittaes! Just lookit dem! Tittaes the size o’ my head! Tittaies!
How many times has her husband had to say the “Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean it’s a food free for all” speech.
My wife had twins, each over 8lbs, and never looked like she swallowed and entire fast food chain, employees and all…..
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Jessica Simpson posted this pic of herself to Twitter. (March 1, 2012)