Jessica Simpson posted this pic of herself to Twitter. (March 1, 2012)
Nice try… I already know what Nicole Eggert looks like now.
“Hush now, mah little Volkswagen Beetle. Momma gunna birth you real soon.”
1 kick – we go Burger King, 2 kicks – Arby’s
“Someday this’ll all be yers, punkin.”
Gave me a boner
What, no “I bet her shadow weighs 600 pounds!” comments yet?
YOU KNOW I’M FAT, I’M FAT, OOOH I’M REALLY FAT
HAM ON RYE
Going on month 14 of her pregnancy… they usually induce by now.
yep. montage resort
It is epic and amazing and I am so glad that none of us have to smell her farts.
EVERYONE TAKE COVER…SHE’S GONNA BLOW!
Welcome to the Hotel California
You can stuff your face
She will stuff her face
Jess is eatin it up at the Hotel California
Don’t be surprised
If you run outta pies
She’s there to release baby Shamoo back into it’s natural habitat.
These boobs are made for flopping;
And that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days these boobs will flop all over you.
Thank you. That would be cool!
Mama Cass is back from the dead and went for a walk with blonde hair
Who’s the “father’, Bob Evans?
That would explain why all the bob evans around here closed down
Anyone else expecting a laser beam to shoot out her stomach and destroy Alderaan?
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure you don’t want to get a balloon like that too close to a bunch of cactus.
But if you gotta…I sleep easy knowing the paparazzi are on the job.
Well, that’s it. Now the tides are all screwed up.
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