1. Jill

    That expression is a little too George w. Bush -Riding- a- tractor happy for me.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    The way he looks holding that paint gun, I have to believe those green things are the actual size of his balls.

  3. difficult brown

    I thought Crnl Klink had a monacle?

  4. Whitey

    Someone needs to tell the Queen that the world hates whitey right now and she is not fucking helping.

  5. Man, if that’s not the ultimate perk for him, I don’t know what is….

  6. cc

    Hey blokes, this is what the French use!

  7. DeucePickle

    How has England not been taken over by any other country ?

  8. Cock Dr

    Stick a fork into the Great British Empire, it’s done.

  9. Frank Burns

    Tormented by dreams of attack by a horde of zombie Dianas, Prince Charles forms a specialized military unit, armed with guns that shoot distracting pellets of bangers n’ mash.

  10. uncle denial

    “I say, having sane gun laws isn’t much fun. When will Mummy let me play with a real gun? PEW!!! PEW!!!”

  11. “By Gawd, I just love it when Mummie lets be play soldier.”

  12. “You there – workfare boy…I’ve deaded you.”

  13. Charles concentrated hard as he read the autocue instructions…..
    1. Aim
    2. Squeeze gently with right index finger”

  14. You dirty rat………………….

  15. George P Burdell

    Prince Charles attempts a coup at the palace.

  16. Minky Wail

    “Right in ‘is wedding tackle! Jolly good.”

  17. CK

    I’m not familar with British war garb, are those some sort of butt plug hanging from the ropes?

  18. Wasn’t he in The Village People? You know, the cowboy, the Indian, the construction worker and the future king of England?

  19. The Brown Streak

    Kim Yong Un wasn’t quite ready for a real war.

  20. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it Chuck?…and we’re still only up to Richard the Third.

  21. brit

    Why’s Wayne Rooney in battle fatigues behind him?

  22. Guess Who

    Colonel Krazy in the Armory with a Candle Stick

  23. “Y’know chaps, I used a grenade launcher on the Irish.”

  24. Stewie Griffin

    I always assumed that the military never gave him a real weapon.

  25. Have you seen the names of places in Wales? They don’t need heavy weaponry… any invading force will lose hope just reading the road signs.

  26. Nug

    Let me guess…he took an arrow to the knee

  27. In all seriousness, can someone tell me what the thing on top of that gun is?

  28. “Dance, Camilla!!!”

  29. journalschism

    “Once the balloon finishes inflating, it shall carry me off to spare the family further embarrassment. Mother promised.”

  30. EricLr

    Just pretend it’s your mother, sir.

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