That expression is a little too George w. Bush -Riding- a- tractor happy for me.
The way he looks holding that paint gun, I have to believe those green things are the actual size of his balls.
I thought Crnl Klink had a monacle?
Someone needs to tell the Queen that the world hates whitey right now and she is not fucking helping.
Fuck the world.
Man, if that’s not the ultimate perk for him, I don’t know what is….
Hey blokes, this is what the French use!
How has England not been taken over by any other country ?
it was, but only by ancient tribes that settled there. like vikings, normans, denmark, britons, saxons etc.
Gee, how big were those countries’ paintball guns ?
Stick a fork into the Great British Empire, it’s done.
Tormented by dreams of attack by a horde of zombie Dianas, Prince Charles forms a specialized military unit, armed with guns that shoot distracting pellets of bangers n’ mash.
“Oh dear, one thought you said peasant shooting.”
“I say, having sane gun laws isn’t much fun. When will Mummy let me play with a real gun? PEW!!! PEW!!!”
“By Gawd, I just love it when Mummie lets be play soldier.”
“Not as good as shooting fluffy defenseless things.”
“You there – workfare boy…I’ve deaded you.”
Charles concentrated hard as he read the autocue instructions…..
2. Squeeze gently with right index finger”
You dirty rat………………….
Prince Charles attempts a coup at the palace.
“Right in ‘is wedding tackle! Jolly good.”
I’m not familar with British war garb, are those some sort of butt plug hanging from the ropes?
Wasn’t he in The Village People? You know, the cowboy, the Indian, the construction worker and the future king of England?
Kim Yong Un wasn’t quite ready for a real war.
Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it Chuck?…and we’re still only up to Richard the Third.
Why’s Wayne Rooney in battle fatigues behind him?
Colonel Krazy in the Armory with a Candle Stick
“Y’know chaps, I used a grenade launcher on the Irish.”
I always assumed that the military never gave him a real weapon.
Have you seen the names of places in Wales? They don’t need heavy weaponry… any invading force will lose hope just reading the road signs.
Let me guess…he took an arrow to the knee
In all seriousness, can someone tell me what the thing on top of that gun is?
It’s where the paintballs are loaded/stored….
“Once the balloon finishes inflating, it shall carry me off to spare the family further embarrassment. Mother promised.”
Just pretend it’s your mother, sir.
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