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  1. jeffiner

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  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Nice try… I already know what Nicole Eggert looks like now.

  3. JC

    “Hush now, mah little Volkswagen Beetle. Momma gunna birth you real soon.”

  4. cc

    1 kick – we go Burger King, 2 kicks – Arby’s

  5. CBN

    “Someday this’ll all be yers, punkin.”

  6. Jennifer

    Gave me a boner

  7. Frank Burns

    What, no “I bet her shadow weighs 600 pounds!” comments yet?

  8. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    YOU KNOW I’M FAT, I’M FAT, OOOH I’M REALLY FAT

    HAM ON
    HAM ON
    HAM ON RYE

  9. blonde

    Going on month 14 of her pregnancy… they usually induce by now.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Laguna Beach?

  11. Cock Dr

    It is epic and amazing and I am so glad that none of us have to smell her farts.

  12. EVERYONE TAKE COVER…SHE’S GONNA BLOW!

  13. The Beagles

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    You can stuff your face
    She will stuff her face
    Jess is eatin it up at the Hotel California
    Don’t be surprised
    If you run outta pies

  14. She’s there to release baby Shamoo back into it’s natural habitat.

  15. George P Burdell

    These boobs are made for flopping;
    And that’s just what they’ll do.
    One of these days these boobs will flop all over you.

  16. George P Burdell

    Mama Cass is back from the dead and went for a walk with blonde hair

  17. Minky Wail

    Who’s the “father’, Bob Evans?

  18. The Brown Streak

    Anyone else expecting a laser beam to shoot out her stomach and destroy Alderaan?

  19. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure you don’t want to get a balloon like that too close to a bunch of cactus.

    But if you gotta…I sleep easy knowing the paparazzi are on the job.

  20. Well, that’s it. Now the tides are all screwed up.

  21. Rico Jones

    I would love to just suck the milk right out of those things.

  22. Dee

    Wow she got too big! Poor Jessica will never lose that baby weight. She had a tough time with her weight when she wasn’t pregnant. Her hair looks awful. I suppose I should give her credit for not airbrushing her photo like large size model Kim Kardashian.

  23. Da Cheese

    Her fiancee will disappear once the baby is born. Papa Joe will see to it.

  24. Still looks like Homer Simpson’s with her head grafted on top.

  25. timma

    this was obviously taken at the montage resort in laguna beach, fyi

  26. She better not get too close to the ocean. Greenpeace will throw wet blankets on her and roll her into the water.

  27. So THAT is what the migratory path to Denny’s looks like…..

  28. patrix

    Well guess we can finally disprove the myth that black is slimming.

  29. j/k

    Look Lois, they’re as big as your head!

  30. Scott3876

    I think she looks fantastic and very womanly. Beautiful!

  31. Fred

    That’s an amazing kitchen. How did she fit all those plants in there? She must be rich.

  32. Do_Freebird

    What’s with the old pictures of OctoMom? And when did she dye her hair black. God, eight kids makes you look enormous!

  33. El Jefe

    Someone decided to take on Kate Gosselin and the Duggars all in one shot I see.

  34. This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.

  35. bigalkie

    Mariah Cary dons a blonde wig to greet the day and address her legion of fans!

  36. gigi

    so… she’s carrying twins then? triplets? good lord man!

  37. Hugh Johnson

    Lookit dem tittaes! Just lookit dem! Tittaes the size o’ my head! Tittaies!

  38. Clown Shoes

    How many times has her husband had to say the “Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean it’s a food free for all” speech.

  39. g

    My wife had twins, each over 8lbs, and never looked like she swallowed and entire fast food chain, employees and all…..

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