Ms. Shriver calmly explains, yet again, who she is and why she can’t provide juicy anecdotes from “Suddenly Susan.”
” What an excellent day for an exorcism! “
channeling her inner Predator.
“Where’s the maid? Where’s the maid? It was non stop.”
Most Important People Winner, right here. Well done!
“And then He-Man shows up out of nowhere and I’m all like, “Yo, Beast-Man! What the hell am I paying you for? I said this was a private party! Residents of Snake Mountain only!! I’m telling you, it is so hard to find good henchmen these days.”
Damn. Normally I am not a huge fan of plastic surgery/ botox/ etc. but in this case… I don’t know, seems almost necessary.
Then again, maybe the horrifying nature of her face is a result of plastic surgery and/or botox… hmmmm.
This week on Tales from the Crypt…
which will make more sense with the next picture…
I had no idea she was a Scientologist!
“…and Arnold tells everyone it’s THIS long. Pfffffttt, yeah right!”
“Let me tell you something…Death by Chocolate is not just a consensual gang bang between me and room full of horny black teenagers, it’s a dessert!… Both totally worth it!”
“Last night I drained the life force out of a baby this big!”
“Karras…your mother sacks Cokes in hell…”
So, finally I got fed up with Tiny Arnie’s cheating and told him, I’m going out to find a real man and his dick’s gonna be this big!
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Maria Shriver being interviewed by NBC in Santa Monica. (March 13, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN