1. 0978

    “Walking behind Kim Kardashian on the red carpet, I tripped and fell…..how am I going to get this shit off my hands?”

  2. Damn. Looks like someone’s got a touch of the bubonic plague.

  3. Protip: Never touch Flava Flav with your bare hands.

  4. journalschism

    Just punched Br’er Lohan in the lungs.

  5. Looks more like “Demi Lovato on the set of a porn video” amirite?

  6. I didn’t know she was the one who played the Devil in “Constantine”. Girl’s got range.

  7. stevebrt

    “when I think about you I cut myself”

  8. tlmck

    Been playing with the difficult brown?

  9. Jenn

    I barely brushed the hem of Lohan’s gown, please tell me there’s a cure for the herpesyphylgonorrhexpalichlamydia!

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