“Walking behind Kim Kardashian on the red carpet, I tripped and fell…..how am I going to get this shit off my hands?”
Damn. Looks like someone’s got a touch of the bubonic plague.
Protip: Never touch Flava Flav with your bare hands.
Just punched Br’er Lohan in the lungs.
Looks more like “Demi Lovato on the set of a porn video” amirite?
I didn’t know she was the one who played the Devil in “Constantine”. Girl’s got range.
“when I think about you I cut myself”
Been playing with the difficult brown?
I barely brushed the hem of Lohan’s gown, please tell me there’s a cure for the herpesyphylgonorrhexpalichlamydia!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.