David Hasselhoff visiting a memorial in London. (March 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
One cross for each hamburger.
Or for the pound each Baywatch female castmember has gained since the show ended.
The place where battered livers go to die.
Which one of those is his career buried under?
Sorry David, we’re still not putting you in City of Angels 2.
For every life Mitch Buchannon didn’t save because he was busy running in slow motion on the beach looking into the distance.
Are those crosses filled with beer or something?
I can’t say anything bad, that fucker brought me a lot of joy in my youth.
Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter “t”…
And he decided to visit this memorial while wearing a leather trench coat that just screams “SS henchman”. Smooth.
Thinking the same thing
I get he’s big in Germany, but does he really have to dress like the SS?
Since he can’t seem to get any real work, Hasselhoff has taken to hanging around cemeteries, and he’s gotten even creepier than he was before.
One of them says “Wish you were here”.
Does Mac know his duster is missing?
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