1. Years of dating huge guys has turned Hayden into a size queen.

  2. BP

    Either that’s the biggest fuckin SUV of all time, or she’s a fuckin midget….

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Check out my ride! It has surround sound speakers, a V8 engine, and a Sesame Street car seat.”
    “I didn’t know you had a child, Hayden.”
    “Uh, that’s . . . that’s where I sit. Road trip, anyone?”

  4. hibby

    There once was a tiny little fuck
    Who bought herself a large, cheap truck
    and when she would park
    people often remarked
    “that leprechaun’s down on her luck”.

  5. Kustom made for Khloe Kardashian.

  6. Cock Dr

    The lady knows what she likes.

  7. Visible Ink

    I once caught a dick this big!

  8. hayden look both ways next time before u cross.

  9. Usually the pedo van comes to you.

  10. I said big, black Man..not Van!

  11. She never is going to really grow into those feet, is she?

  12. Her feet are huge!

  13. If she like men who tower over her, I’m the right guy for her. I have at least a foot on her.

  14. josh

    The suspension travel is bigger than the ground clearance. What a ridiculous truck.

  15. Minky Wail

    Looks like a still from “The Gnome Mobile”

  16. That’s actually a Kia Soul, she’s only 18 inches tall.

    true story.

  17. I can’t wait ’til Bang Bus releases the video!

  18. Toe Jam

    THANK GOD! They released the new Pocket Pussy 2.0

  19. What is funny is that this is a Mini Cooper.

  20. Jentilly

    So she likes em big an black

  21. Mitch

    Are those feet or flippers?

  22. tlmck

    The sad part is that is a Hot Wheels truck.

  23. A bang bus upgrade.

  24. Vlad

    Hayden Panettiere poses in front of Peter Dinklage’s SUV

  25. Beer Baron


  26. journalschism

    Not pictured: Nick Fury’s d*ck hole in the door behind her.

  27. This…has to be photoshopped right?

  28. Does the glove compartment come with a seatbelt?

  29. She will never reach the gas pedal.

  30. Looks like our little Hayden has been getting tutored in Photoshop.

  31. AnnaD.

    She is clearly overcompensating for *something*. With big. Black. Things…and stuff.

  32. “So they told me if I could reach the steering wheel, I could drive do I tried and tried and tried………..”

  33. cookie

    lmaoo shes so tiny!!

  34. Rule #2 – never buy a vehicle you cant push by yourself

  35. not pictured: little girls playing with their barbies and barbie’s pimp wagon.

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