Years of dating huge guys has turned Hayden into a size queen.
Either that’s the biggest fuckin SUV of all time, or she’s a fuckin midget….
…or that’s her new boyfriend…
“Check out my ride! It has surround sound speakers, a V8 engine, and a Sesame Street car seat.”
“I didn’t know you had a child, Hayden.”
“Uh, that’s . . . that’s where I sit. Road trip, anyone?”
There once was a tiny little fuck
Who bought herself a large, cheap truck
and when she would park
people often remarked
“that leprechaun’s down on her luck”.
Kustom made for Khloe Kardashian.
The lady knows what she likes.
I once caught a dick this big!
hayden look both ways next time before u cross.
Usually the pedo van comes to you.
I said big, black Man..not Van!
She never is going to really grow into those feet, is she?
Her feet are huge!
If she like men who tower over her, I’m the right guy for her. I have at least a foot on her.
The suspension travel is bigger than the ground clearance. What a ridiculous truck.
Looks like a still from “The Gnome Mobile”
That’s actually a Kia Soul, she’s only 18 inches tall.
I can’t wait ’til Bang Bus releases the video!
THANK GOD! They released the new Pocket Pussy 2.0
What is funny is that this is a Mini Cooper.
So she likes em big an black
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