superficial

  1. Yes, thank you for holding your stomach and making sure we all understand that you are pregnant. Otherwise I just wasn’t sure.

  2. Man, that Skarsgard gets around…

  3. I think someone should remind her how a Playboy bunny gets work in Hollywood.

  4. JimBB

    I hope her obstetrician is ready to do a c-section, because that kid is going to be way too fucking stupid to find its own way out.

  5. j/k

    “I don’t know why yall keep buyin black babies, I just grow my own!”

  6. I don’t think she’s pregnant…just a perfect storm of splooge entering all three orafices at the same time.

  7. Just a few more babies, and sex with Hank will no longer be painful.

  8. so Kendra finally landed her dream job…knocked up by a rich guy.

  9. …aaawwww, she’s got a little whore in the cauldron.

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