superficial

  1. You want best suits? I have best suits at low prices. Come….make a deal.

  2. JC

    “You’re right, this isn’t the one I had a kid with, but it really doesn’t matter. When you’re leaving the house, you just take one out of the disinfectant tanks, hose her off, and go to the event. Kris gets paid no matter which one it is.”

  3. Crop out Major Douche Fuck Face and then we mat have a deal.

  4. Schadenfreude

    Major misspelling. Kylie and Scott are at the DOUSH store, not DASH store.

  5. Do it, you shell of a man, DO IT.

  6. So, Kim wears Kylie’s bikini, and Scott wears Kris’ blouses… but no on, and I mean no one, wears Scott’s slippers.

  7. Swearin

    I’m pretty sure this was how Saddam’s sons’ lifestyle looked before they got the shit kicked out of them.

  8. JimBB

    I bet this movie ends with the drug lord getting shot up, as his coke empire crumbles.

  9. This dude is such a fucking flamer it is not funny.

  10. How is that guy still alive? Seriously, nobody is going to take a shot at him? I’m — speechless.

  11. His other shoes say “FUCKING CUNT”

  12. In the world of this sad bunch of sloths, who wants to bet the next 1-up deal is this loser banging one of the Jenner girls.

  13. coljack

    Prophecy foretold that one day would come a man, who could not be destroyed by the poisonous temptations of the Kardashian women. Rob Kardashian was so browbeat by his horrible sisters, he’s grown into a fat waste of space. For Lamar Odom, getting strung out on crack and washing out of the NBA was better than staying married to Khloe. Bruce Jenner stuck it out for decades with Kris and now no longer wants to be a man. Kris Humphries resisted…and was nearly destroyed. And then there’s this guy, who seems as happy as a pig in shit.

    All hail the Disick, man without a soul…

  14. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a smug face that deserves a knuckle sandwich more.

  15. malaka

    is that what happened to jimmy/steve from shameless?

  16. The shirt says ‘Howdy, Thailor!’, and the slippers say ‘see the shirt’.

  17. It would be great if he fucked her…that would be 3 of 3 ruined Kardashian marriages.

  18. I sincerely hope this gooberdick fucktard is banging the Jenner sisters. That would be the cherry on the Kardashian class sundae.

  19. Jenn

    Scott D’Shit is an unsinkable turd bobbing along in K-Klans stinky media sewer. Of course, there’s corn in it.

  20. Scott—holdon…BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHA…..looks like the worlds biggest fucking douche god damn

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