Gottfried should have never made that crack about the tsunami.
I guarantee you he’s not recommending Aflac to Affleck.
“Now look-a-here, Mr. Bat-a-man. You no scratcha-a my car when you park-a my car!”
Bro…why is my car scratched? You scratch it, bro?
“You can keep the tip if you promise to quit playing Batman”
Ben: “Here’s a money tip, and a movie tip: Don’t watch Gigli. Comprende?”
Pretty clear why they pushed back the release date of Batman vs. Superman a year.
Dis how… I can’t do it.
Here’s your valet ticket Fatman.
Uh, it’s BATman, actually.
“Dude, sorry, I don’t have any cash, but NO, you can’t have my car keys in lieu of a tip.”
No Fox Industries cowl is going to hide that second chin.
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