Dude, take a look, Mila just sexted me.
*entire readership of the Superficial pukes*
“So that’s Demi Moore’s vagina, huh? Um . . . why do you still have that on your phone?”
“And here’s a close up of Mila’s Kunis.”
Oh, you’ll like her. Let me see if I have her number. Ashley… Jessica… Katy… Lisa… Mila… Who?! Oh, yeah…. Nicole…
Ashton: “Here’s the sex tape me and Mila made last night.”
Random dude: “I fucking hate you with all of my heart and soul”
Ashton: “I know and couldn’t give less of a fuck. I’m rich and fucking Mila Kunis! “
“Sure, you can have my number, let me put it in your phone for you, Tracy Morgan.”
He shaves a lot more these days. That’s something at least.
“Kayne keeps sending me pics of his junk”
“Damn, dat’s small”
“Here’s a picture of me fucking your Gramma. My bad. That’s Demi.”
Even Spike Lee wants to see those pictures of Mila.
“sheeit man…is that really her bush?”
“yep, that’s why I had to go”
With a deadpan look like that, I can tell what he’s not looking at …Mila Kunis’ ass.
(texting) Black guy gave me his urine sample at Laker game. #awkward
this pic has so much potential for funny
Hey, HipHop :).. it’s Dems. Did you get the tickets to the hoopball game i left for you? I remember when that was all orange groves! Anyways… crazy night for me….early bird at Golden Corral with the girls and then some bingo… yay ! I’m doing all sorts of crazy stuff nowadays, we should totally hangout. Call me on my landline, the numbers klondike 5….
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Ashton Kutcher at a Laker game in Los Angeles. (February 28, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN