I’m going to make a wild guess that Kristen is pregnant.
You’re making a lot of guesses today.
What’s with the gallery of all pregnant women?
Is scratch and sniff a pregnancy thing?
Don’t pull that string!!
Is everyone pregnant these days in Hollywood?! You know what that means. More celeb kid rappers, actors 15-20 years from now. The horror.
They want to make the kids as young as possible so their bodies could bounce back quickly.
“Get back in there, we’ve still got to drive home.”
A Walmart shopper!
The 9th month, also known as the “fuck it” stage of pregnancy.
She’s no Malin Ackerman, that’s for sure.
oh no MacroPunch, the horror! Women come in different shapes & sizes! Wonder what YOUR woman looks like.
Chill out, fatty.
You know its the Superficial, right?
Veronica Mars? More like Veronica GALAXY! AMIRIGHTGUYS? Yerp.
No one went with Liberty Bell? Really?
Is it Wedgie Week? This makes three this week, and I swear I haven’t seen a woman pick at her ass before this since Dustin Hoffman did it that time in Tootsie.
She’s indicating to the driver of the parked car that she’ll indeed take it in the poop chute. She’s an easy lass, is Kristen. Her belly indicates she’s also a careless one when it comes to her car park-building sexing ways.
Like Malin Ackermann, she too, is carrying Shaq’s baby.
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