“I got it! I’ll dress like a member of the Foo Fighters and no one will notice the amount of unnecessary weight I’ve gained since getting knocked up. It’s just crazy enough to work.”
I feel bad for her offspring… it’s gonna hurt when they tie that rope around its legs to pull it out.
I hope her due date coincides with the state fair.
it won’t go hungry, though.
She’s gone to plaid!
I had this shirt in 9th grade and I can still wear it.
Hmmmmmmm…I hope I can still fit in the car I had before I was pregnant.
She’ll hit ‘The People of Walmart’ before gives birth, mark my words.
she looks like a latina hobo
I thought that was Snooki.
I misread the caption. I thought it says “Kim Kardashian IS Studio City.” I know she’s big, but goddamn…
Selective breeding really does boost milk production.
Big Fat Titties.
Disease ridden twat.
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