Done alright for a garage band.

Man, that seems like an awful lot of effort just to look like shit.

“Eh! Eh! Duuude, looks like a lay-day!!”

If he and Russell Brand ever come into direct contact it’ll rip a hole in the douche-time continuum.

“I was thinking we should hit the beach, but it would take hours to take all this shit off, and then there’s sand everywhere, and yibbadabbapopopoyahyahyahyahyahyeaaaah. I mean, right?”

“And that, my friends, is how you suck a cock to be first in line for Pinks hot dogs”

Steven Tyler’s transformation is coming along nicely.

$6,250,000 and counting in drugs…

Johnny Depp — this is what you’ll look like in a few years if you don’t do something.

Here we see a group of pedophiles waiting for the high school across the street to let out.

Dude Looks Like a Lady of a Certain Age.